duuuuuuddddeeeee, that's not cool.

"the little brother needs some love too"

"appreciate little brother and you got loved"

"do you broke up with him because his performance wasn't good?"

"and she wondered why you sometimes wears boxers and sometimes briefs?"

i heard this in one of Malaysian English radio on one of its night slots. and the dee jay said this to a girl who tried to get back with her boyfriend besides talking about the boyfie's boxers and briefs. the boxers and briefs' part is acceptable lagi, but

HELLO!

this is MALAYSIA, and we don't talk about little brother ON AIR la dude!

SENSITIVITY! SENSITIVITY!

yeah, we talked about those stuffs in public, WITH FRIENDS, but not on air la. and it's a girl (malay girl, and the boyfie named Khairul, sah-sah lah muslim kan), it could be considered as SEXUAL HARASSMENT kut?

oh kalau nak nampak cool sekali pun, please hormat sikit, it's the last nights of Ramadan kut,

or at least, fikir la it's RAMADAN. durhh, seriously tak sensitive langsung.

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dengan ini, saya undur diri.

amira,

isnin - kuiz matematik kejuruteraan.
selasa - praktikal makmal kimia .
rabu - ujian kimia.
khamis - ujian matematik kejuruteraan.
jumaat - di hospital, kekejangan otak.


dan sekarang kau sebok nak jadi dr love lah sangat sedangkan kau pon bukannya ada boyfriend nak nasehat nasehatkan orang.

pengalaman pon setakat sejemput. cheh.

lain kali kau jauhkan diri lah dari masalah masalah macam ni. pergi duduk dengan kawan kawan yang masih single. yang tak ada secret admirer atau orang yang kau tak tahu dia ada secret admirer, orang yang tak ada boyfriend, atau skandal skandal hangat.

jauhkan diri dari orang yang ada masalah hati dan perasaan.

sebab nasehat nasehat yang kau bagi bukan membantu, sebaliknya menyakitkan hati orang. ye lah, kau kan outspoken lah sangat, kan? dasar mulut jahat.

kalau kau asyik bagi nasehat centa dekat orang, lama lama kawan kawan kau semua lari sebab nasehat kau tak boleh pakai.

jangan emo, dan stay away dari orang orang yang disebutkan di atas. jangan beri nasehat, jangan masuk campur. benda benda centa dan kaseh sayang zaman remaja ni tak sesuai dengan kau.

ye lah, kan cita cita kau nak jadi isteri kedua. mana sesuai untuk masuk kesah kesah remaja macam ni.


so
friends, i back off.

mireya (2/26/2009 1:05:53 AM): ntah
mireya (2/26/2009 1:05:56 AM): huk3
mireya (2/26/2009 1:06:04 AM): im such a lousy fren kn?
mireya (2/26/2009 1:06:07 AM): huk
farah dyana (2/26/2009 1:07:04 AM): hahaha
farah dyana (2/26/2009 1:07:31 AM): u r the jovial-est fren i've ever had
farah dyana (2/26/2009 1:07:33 AM): hahahahaha

thank you.
and sorry cause i've been abusing you without sympathy.
:P

muacks to you girlfriend!


p/s : maybe on hiatus untuk beberapa ketika. we'll see!

anggerik plastik

kalau awak suruh saya pilih,
antara bunga mawar segar dan anggerik plastik,

saya akan pilih anggerik plastik.


kerana saya tak mahu layu,
seperti mana layunya mawar segar itu nanti.

kerana saya tak mahu pudar,
seperti mana pudarnya merah si mawar.

kerana saya tak mahu diganti dengan mawar lain,
apabila saya tak lagi mekar seperti dahulu.


tak mengapa,

tak perlu ada sang kumbang untuk hinggap di anggerik plastik.
tak perlu ada air untuk buat saya terus mekar dan mewangi.


anggerik plastik itu cuma perlu sebiji pasu indah,
untuk terus kekal berdiri,
mempamer pesona ilusi.

anggerik plastik itu cuma perlu sebiji pasu indah,
yang akan terus bersama,
dikala habuk dan sawang mula hinggap di setiap kelopaknya.


anggerik plastik tempatnya bersama sebiji pasu indah.


dan saya mahu awak jadi pasu indah saya.

:)

kita jatuh sama sama oke?

sejak akhir akhir ini mood saya romantis.
.



kau, tolong jangan buat aku jatuh suka kalau kau tak maksudkannya.

menangis dalam hati. T.T

.

surat centa buat kamu yang berkenaan.

.

hai sayang,

nampaknya kita masih berjiran.

kamu makin selimm. saya cemburu.
kita masih macam dulu. hanya "hai" setiap kali berjumpa.
maaf, saya ini pemalu orangnya.

saya harap kamu tak buat aktiviti lama.


saya suka kamu. sungguh tak tipu.


kamu tahu,
saya dan roommate rindukan kamu sepanjang cuti ni. :)



kami ingat kami akan terus rindu.

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p/s : shhhh. surat centa ini rahsia!

marah marah

warning : moody, pissed off! jangan tegur bahasa saya.

three fingers.
take that to your face,
you short stupid ugly unattractive retarded fella.

i hate you.

marah dalam bahasa inggeris tak best.

aku benci kau.

seperti mahu ketuk kepala kau yang banyak rambut ketak tu guna tumit tinggi primavera atau stilleto jimmy choo.
sampai berlubang.

nak tikam kau guna kitten heels dari manolo blahnik.

tak pun sembur mata kau dengan perfume fcuk.
then ambik garfu cucuk keluar dan panggang macam panggang marshmellow waktu babikiu guna penunu bunsen.

rasa macam nak jumpa bomoh afrika.
aku nak vodoo kau.
biar kau koma kena langgar lori.

apa pandang pandang??!!!
[marah sambil kunyah koktel dengan muka ala kanibal]

.

berkawan dengan lelaki buat saya rasa gay.

senyum sorang sorang. :)

senyum lagi.

masih senyum.

oh. tak boleh berhenti senyum lah pulak. :) :) :)

dikelilingi perempuan perempuan. :)

bersama gadis gadis cantek berfoya-foya. XD

heavenly. dengan mereka. :p

senyum nakal. XD

merekalah puncanya.

buat saya rasa gay berkawan dengan lelaki. :P


seronoknya menjadi perempuan. :)



you should try. :P


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siapa kata saya tak boleh jadi ibu yang baekk??

ini amir, saya amira. :P

yang berdiri itu bernama firdaus, yang perempuan ini bernama ainaa, dan jejaka in pink itu aiman. :)

hello amir, saya amira! *wink*

ini ainaa dengan adekk beliau, emelda. :)

oke oke.
ini semua cuma gambar anak-anak saudara saya. bukan gambar anak-anak saya bersama kanak-kanak.

baeklah. saya mengaku. saya tak kurang suka dengan kanak-kanak. sebab :

mereka sering melalak, meraung, menangis tak tentu hala. di tengah malam buta atau sesudah subuh.

balik comot-comot dengan baju melekit gula-gula.

kadang-kadang busuk bau peluh campur dengan air longkang dengan lecakk.

sampai tak tahu beza air masak tumpah atau air liur yang asyik meleleh kat mulut mereka.

lepas itu menjerit-jerit mintak mainan orang, tak sedar mainan itu orang punya, bukan mereka punya.

jumpa buku, terus nak conteng dengan crayon, konon-konon nak melukis. bila orang marah ambik buku orang, dia menangis meraung melampau.

kalau jumpa majalah pulakk kerja nak koyak je. kadang-kadang buku teks orang pun mereka rembat.

kalau mintak air kat rumah orang, nak air manis manis je. kadang-kadang melampau nak air gas, tak mahu air masak. lepas tu nak isi penuh penuh. bila dah minum, bukan nak habeskan, maen tinggal je.

jumpa make-up orang, semua nak try. bedak orang, eyeshadow, lipbalm. kadang kadang sampai patah lipstick orang mereka maen.

kalau orang tak mahu layan mereka, menangis. melalak. meraung. saje nak suruh ayah dan ibu mereka marah kita.

kalau orang saja saja nak usik mintak barang-barang mereka, mereka tak mahu kasi. siap jelir jelir lidah lagi. bila barang kita, sebok sebok nak pinjam. nak tengok lah ape lah. bila tak bagi, menangis lagi.


kanak-kanak memang mengada-ngada.


cuba lah mereka baek baek sedikit. senyum lah banyak banyak. bukan senyum waktu nak barang orang.

cuba mereka mintak baek baek. bukan asekk menyendeng dekat kita buat buat muka comel sebab mereka nak mainan kita.

cuba belajar pegang barang-barang tu elok elok sikit. ni tak, bagi pegang gelas kaca pon tak boleh, semua nak kasi pecah. aish!

cuba mereka makan elok elok sedikit. jangan bagi tumpah. rosaklah kapet orang tu nanti.

cuba mereka duduk diam diam. bukan lompat sana, lompat sini. pegang sana, pegang sini. kalau pecah pasu pasu tu semua, siapa nak ganti?

cuba mereka tengok rancangan televisyen yang sedang kita tonton tu diam diam. jangan sebokk sebokk nak amek remote control lepas tu tukar ke channel kartun suka suka hati mereka. ambik tv tu letak dalam bilik karang baru mereka tahu.


tapi, tak boleh nak kutuk kanak-kanak sangat. mereka banyak peminat. nanti banyaklah orang yang backup mereka.

saya jealous dengan kanak-kanak ini. mereka dah lah selalu happy. tak ada masalah nak fikir. tahu maen sahaja. kalau buat salah pun orang tak akan cakap

"ada otak bukan nak fikir! dah besar panjang macam ni pun tak tahu nak buat benda senang macam nie"

orang cuma cakap :

"alah, budak-budak"

tapi kanak-kanak tak boleh buat apa yang kami yang dah besar ni boleh buat. jadi, kita boleh gelakkan mereka ramai-ramai. hahahaha.

oh, saya tahu apa yang kamu fikirkan. jangan bersimpati dengan bakal anak-anak saya nanti. saya pasti, saya akan jadi ibu yang baek. dan anak-anak saya semestinya antara kanak-kanak yang paling beruntung di dunia!

hooray!


ye incik,
saya tahu saya dulu pun kanak-kanak juga.

hypocracy biatch

does the title rings any bell?

people used to say and tell that they hate hypocrites as if they are not one.

believe me, everybody [note : me,you,her,him,they,us] is or used to be a hypocrite.

for me, it is not wrong to be a hypocrite. because sometimes being frank will makes you look like a biatch.

oh hell yes, believe me. i know it very very very well.

people expect us to be kind, friendly, and accept them as the way they are. so do us. but, when something, someway, went wrong, we can't help to avoid the "unlikeable" feeling.

so, we tell a friend.

"hey dude, i don't like the way she talks. she's loud, man. LOUD"

but, we still be friend with the person. we still hangout, dine together, laugh, and went shopping together. as usual.

until one day, the friend told the person that you bitch bout her. and BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

EXPLODE!

friendship on the rocks. just because you be nice in front of the person and didn't dare to tell directly what you don't like about them straight to their face. just because you're trying to take care of their feelings, you were called a HYPOCRITE.

next time dude, find a way to tell the people you love bout what you don't like bout them and asked them to do the same. :)

anyhow, this kind of hypocracy could be forgiven if we give a consideration.

but, there is one kind of hypocracy that i hate the most. yes, i could accept hypocracy because i don't care if you hate me or bitch bout me behind my back. do that, it doesn't harm me babes. :)

only one kind of hypocracy that i hate the most :

BIATCH-THAT-GO-TELLING-EVERYBODY-THAT-THEY-ARE-THE-EFFING-NICE-AND-BITCHING-BOUT-OTHERS-BUT-HELL-YOU-ARE-WORSE-ASSHOLE!

i've used to know this kind of people, before.

they tell people that they are nice.

"i always help my mom do housechores"
yes, after i heard some yelling from your mom and your stomping feet down the stairs. hell yeah, you're such a good child, dahling.

sometimes they told people that they are bad, really really really bad~

"i take drugs sometimes, just to release stress"
seriously? you felt dizzy when you smelled asap rokok,you fainted when you saw syringe, you vomitted when you eat panadol, even cough syrup pun you tak boleh telan. drugs? errkkkk.

sometimes they tell people that they are pious.

"i memorize surah al baqarah"
really? but bro, surah al-kafirun pun you confuse which verse you have to repeat, ehem? :?

they are not and NEVER be like others.

"that is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen! aren't they scared of Allah's wrath? astaghfirullah,i never and would never do that in my life"
didn't i just saw you do the same? erkk.

but, still. they bitched bout people.

"you know, i saw X and Y &*^%$ near the abandoned house last night! seriously! i don't believe Y is that cheap!"
oh, what the hell are you doing there late at night? by the way,your boyfriend just upload your pictures with him on myspace. oh! not to forget, there pics of both of you together wth X and Y! at the exact abandoned house, doing the exact effing bussiness! photoshop, maybe, dear?

i am this.
i am that.
i don't this.
i don't that.
i hate this.
i hate that.

blah.blah.blah.

but, they acted otherwise.

they love telling people that they are nice. maybe they think that people would go :

"oh, you're so nice!"
in you dreams, baby.

i couldn't accept this kind of hypocracy. i really disgusted with this kind of act. maybe i would forget, one day. but it would leave an unremovable stains, here > ♥

you could bitch bout me behind my back, you could tell the whole world how much you hate me, and act nice in front of me. it won't harm me.

but,
don't do like this. this is the moct annoying, disgusting, irritating things to do.
this is hypocracy biatch!




of course, i've tell people that i am nice too.
just like the way 'this kind of people' did, maybe. ;P

kita kan manusia.

:)

i am not a feminist

i watched down with love. oh hell yeah! renee zellweger look HOT HOT HOT in this movie! sexy sexy sexy.

and i love it. ;p

the movie is all about leaving love and beg for equality. lastly, they realized how man and woman need each other.as it supposed to be lah kan.

woman,
seronok lah menjadi makhluk yang lemah. :) me myself enjoyed every bit of it.

1. guys hold the door when you're about to come in and he's about to go out.
2. the terms "LADY'S FIRST" won't exist when there are equality.
3. when our car break down in the middle of highway, we tend to get help easily even without asking for it.
4. one tears, and HE'll go weak.
5. we could asked men to hold our heavy shopping bags while we checked out new shoes sales ;p
6. we could whine whine and whine. because we are female. imagine if guys do that? sure is disgusting!

of course, we hardly earn guys' respect. so what? they're born ego and selfish. why do we care?

do our own job happily and care enough to not care bout them. annoying them sure is fun :)

don't ask for equality baby, we've already got the speciality. :)

oh hell yeah!

:p

final next sem : ice!

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ada saya kesah? ;p

oke oke. i just finished my last paper. so, i could say
"what a relief!"

nah~ so cliche. and ordinary. and typical too! hahaha.

i don't wish for 3.5 apatah lagi 4.0. no no no. i know my effort. not good enough *sigh T.T*

kalau lepas cukup cukup makan pun dah syukur alhamdulillah! :)

so, what makes me very pessimist for my final result? here is the reasons why :

1. i blog almost everyday during my study week! since i've got some sort of inspiration yang membuak-buak di kala masa lapang. :p
2. i manage to plan my time very badly. T.T
3. saya sangat leka dan lalai.
4. i'm addicted to blog. i read and found many many good blogs that make me couldn't stop reading! *guess i know where the inspiration came from*
5. i learned to love gol & gincu very very very much! saya nak jadi macam puteri dan reza! ;p
6. i learnt that irc sometimes could be fun kalau saya seorang sahaja berada di situ.
7. i am extremely lazy!

so, i think if i could stay up and stay fit without feeling sleepy during the day, wallah!~ i'm gonna be top scorer!

i need ice, people! ice! i want ice baby!

if i got ice, i could be slim and skinny. macam paris hilton!

people, kamu boleh bayang tak? ;p

if i have ice, i could stay up all night long.
revising my subjects. understand them better *uh-huh* and puffff! SCORED!

i should done that earlier masa mula mula sem dulu. kenapa saya tak cari ice awal awal dulu?

harap harap next sem saya berada di foundation 2.
oh, i'm afraid and scared. saya tak mahu berharap. harapan saya selalu tak jadi. T.T

i am afraid to wait for the result. don't matter if i am paling corot pon. saya tak mahu repeat. yang penting, saya tak mahu scholar kena hold.

oh, ibu ayah pasti kecewa! *tak mahu tak mahu*

ice. mesti cari ice waktu holiday. supaya saya boleh stay up lama lama untuk study. dan supaya boleh kurus juga! *sambil menyelam minum air lah kan?*

sesiapa ada ice? saya nak 3 paket!

pengakuan.

perempuan gila yang tersedar.

betina.

maybe i am a bitch after all.

what should i do? this is my nature. i can't change who i am. i've tried, but i failed. seriously. i tried so many times to be a nicer, sopan girl. it just don't work for me. it don't last long. maybe it works for some period of time. the longest, urm. five months. if it reached five months pon dah cukup impressive dah.

saya memang semulajadi jahat kot?

i talk, and my words hurt people.
i keep my mouth shut, and they called me a snob.
i laughed, and they called me loud.
i care bout my friends, dan mereka kata saya batu api.
i am happy, dan mereka kata saya gedik!

macam mana nak jadi baek dan lemah lembut macam perempuan biasa?
boleh ajar saya tak?

cause i am damn tired to care bout what people say. i am tired of collecting foes. i hardly found people that can suit my characters. it either me, or them.

i want friends. not foes. i had enough with the hate and all. i don't want to mess with people. but i always find myself in the middle of a fight. and i always be the one who start the fight. *believe me,i don't even realized it!* it always me be the one who look so wrong. and, and it really makes me look REALLY BAD.

kadang-kadang saya kasehan dengan diri saya.

people hate me for something that i didn't do. or sometimes because i am at the wrong time, wrong place. selalunya, saya memang malang.

i don't know what to do. i give up of changing myself. i better be the old mira. mira with laser mouth. mira with the bitch attitude. because, whoever i am. i am still mira. THE BAD MIRA. or MIRA THE BITCH. it's all the same, right?

it's either you love me, or you hate me.

mana satu pon, saya tak kesah. sebab saya adalah saya. agaknya saya memang tak ditakdirkan untuk nampak baek dihadapan umum.

even if i be nice to people, i still look bad. so, i better be bad.

so, people. yes, i am bad.
you play hard with me? i play harder.
you hate me? no, i dont hate you.
i love you even more.

hey kamu,

saya jahat tau.

jangan maen-maen dengan saya.

;p