Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"Oh, Universiti Kerbau eh ?" said my teacher as I told him I was studying here.


HELLO KERAJAAN NEGERI PERAK ! TOLONG BUAT LAMPU JALAN ALL THE WAY THE DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS ROAD FROM TRONOH TO IPOH BOLEH TAK ?

Boleh lah start buat lampu jalan tu sekarang memandangkan macam pilihanraya dah nak dekat dah kan, at least nanti kalau buat kempen boleh lah tunjuk bukti apa yang korang dah buat bukan setakat janji nak buat macam macam at least adalah proves that YOU REALLY DID SOMETHING, kan ?

Why do people that were using the road all the time nak lampu jalan ?

Because there were like, BERPULUH-PULUH EKOR BIG BLACK BUFFALOS melepak dan mengawan dekat tengah tepi and melintas sesuka hati di atas jalan raya pada waktu tak kira masa. And it would be like, VERY DANGEROUS kalau tengah-tengah malam.

Tambah-tambah lagi untuk pemilik kereta tua macam saya ni ha, yes Betty tu tak lah muda mana pun, lampu pun takde lah terang sangat jadi susah nak nampak segala kerbau yang bersepah tu.

This is due to the fact I've saw an accident yang melibatkan the buffalo and a Proton Wira last saturday. I don't say I witnessed sebab that didn't happened depan mata kepala sendiri kan but still, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT !

AND THE BUFFALO WAS LEFT TO SUFFER AND LATER IT DIED AND WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD FOR HOW MANY DAYS ?

And it makes the road more dangerous and potentially dangerous to the drivers especially yang suka drive laju mana sempat nak break bila nampak ada bangkai kerbau tersadai kan ?

So diharapkan kalau ada lampu jalan, boleh lah membantu kami the drivers mengelakkan dari kemalangan maut atau kehilangan fulus due to repairing our dented scratched cars, okay ?

SO KERAJAAN NEGERI PERAK, TOLONG BUAT LAMPU JALAN ALL THE WAY THE DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS ROAD FROM TRONOH TO IPOH BOLEH TAK ?



p/s : I don't think the people from Jabatan would read this but whatever I need to tell that the road is very DANGEROUS ! Nasib baik haritu Siti Rosma yang drive, kalau I yang drive time tu, semua orang yang ada dalam kereta, including Betty herself dah lama buried six feet underground, SERIOUSLY MAN ! (Oh Betty mesti tersadai kat Balai Polis for quite some time or jadi bahan pameran kat jalan tersebut sebagai bukti kelalaian pihak berkenaan yang tak ambil tindakan atas kerbau dan pemilik kerbau and tak berusaha nak buat lampu jalan langsung ! ) Hai tu la asyik berebut negeri but you don't want to do anything pun for the states, buat trophy je la, eh ?


Oh my God lepas ni kalau I hilang maksudnya I kena tahan dengan ISA.
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