Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I Am So PISSED OFF I Could Feel the Blood Running Fast.


THIS IS CALLED EMO-ING IN BLOG.

I parked my car for two days in front of one of the cafes in my university since it was considered as the nearest parking spot to my hostel. Yeah, sekarang ni musim exam and since almost all students in UTP ni were blessed with wealthy and rich parents, most of them bawak kereta including me minus wealthy and rich parents laaaa.

Yelah musim exam semua nak bawak kereta sebab senang nak pergi IRC yang jauh and senang nak bawak buku and study materials and and senang nak pergi ke exam hall yang jauh and merata-rata and senang nak balik rumah nanti and all okay you got what I mean.

So, dah situ je parking spot yang available and I pun tak nak susahkan diri parking jauh jauh sebab senang nak pergi kat kereta kan so i parked there and tell you what my parking spot tu sangat lah selamat maksudnya bukan dekat tempat paling tepi jalan and have a very safe distance between other two cars yang park kat tepi my car tu. Even if the other two car tepi kereta tu keluar and masuk balik and the cars after that keluar and masuk balik pun surely that would be no harm to my Betty.

Okay my car named Betty. Pretty Betty.

And tell you what Betty was reversed park too ! So bila reversed park selalunya kereta mestilah dalam keadaan yang lurus and tak senget kaaannnn ???

So, this morning I have Vector Calculus, so since Siti Rosma's car is out of gas already so I offered to drive my car lah since dah dekat dua hari jugak tak jalan kan, then when Siti Rosma tried to masuk kereta kat tempat co-driver, the pintu tak boleh bukak habis as if ada benda halang so I tak kisah lah cause I thought maybe ada lah benda terselit selit tu and since nak cepat I just drove off to the exam hall.

Later, I dropped Siti Rosma to an office so she could pick her stuff together with Mimi Yana who waited there and I go checked what's wrong with Betty's. Then I found that ;

MY BETTY'S HAS ALREADY DENTED ! BIG ONES PUNYA I TOLD YOUUUU !!!!!!

and worse comes to worst,

ADA SCRATCH YANG PANJANG GILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WARNA HITAM AND SOME PAINT COLOUR MERAH THERE AND THE PINTU WAS LIKE, TERKOPAK KAT DEPAN SEBAB TU LAH TAK BOLEH BUKAK HABIS.

GRRRRRRRRR !!

I went berserk okay, I am so not a penyabar one, memang kerja nak mengamuk je. Like hello, kau bawak kereta tak reti ke nak hati hati tengok sikit kereta tepi kau tu jangan lah nak main park je !! Ni mesti konon konon nak impress masuk parking laju laju or keluar parking laju laju kannn ?

Hello I yang baru start driving after two yeas dapat P pun tak ada langgar langgar kereta orang even sometimes keluar simpang I almost langgar two motorcyclist and went suicidal keluar simpang even coming cars sangat laju. But no accident okay !! AND I TAK LANGGAR ORANG AND I TAK LANGGAR KERETA ORANG TIME PARKING PUNNNN !!!!

AND I JUST STARTED DRIVING FOR FOUR MONTHS ! AND BAWAK MANUAL hah ! yang ini tak ada kaitan pun but saja letak nak bagi tambah perisa so that you guys would sided me.

BUT I TAK LANGGAR ANYTHING OR ANYONE !!!!!!!!!!

Dah lah yang langgar tu mesti cuak and bodoh like tak letak pun any notes sorry ke letak nombor ke so that I could claim later ke kan ?

NO BALLS AND PUSSIES ONLY !! GAHH !

Okay tipulah kalau kata ah maybe dia tak perasan kot, what the hell lah tak perasan sebab the dented to deep oke like mesti kereta kau goyang punya lepas kau langgar aku tu ! dah lah scratch panjang apa ke bangang macam tu.

And melihatkan keadaan Betty, I bet i would kopak dalam three to four hundreds jugak sebab kena cat and ketuk. DUIT LAGI !!!

DAH LAH PETRONAS TAK MASUK DUIT LAGI. GRRRRRR

I've talked to my dad and dia cakap biarkan je dulu since Betty still bole jalan and all kan tapi still, dia dah buruk.

Actually, I dont really marah sebab ada stupid human being yang GARIT NAK BAWAK KERETA TAPI TAK CEKAP AND LANGGAR KERETA ORANG MERATA AND CAUSE MY BETTY DENTED AND SCRATCH PANJANGGGGGG, but I am mad and totally pissed off sebab that stupid human being tak ada rasa humanity sikit ke nak letak notes sorry or your number so that I could claim later ?

TU LA NAK BAWAK KERETA TAPI TAK ADA SIFAT TANGGUNGJAWAB KAN, mcam tu la jadinya. Bodoh.

I am totally pissed off sekarang nie. TOTALLY !!! and I tried not to curse as much because I dah curse habis kat Doink tadi kesian dia tak pasal dapat mesej carut carut dari I kan. HAH !

I tried to fikir this is only dugaan, yeah dugaan dugaan dugaan. I would try to sabar and terima ni sebagai dugaan.

Nauzubillah. Jangan lah I jadi macam that STUPID BANGANG HUMAN BEING YANG BAGI DENTED MY CAR TU in future or bila bila pun.

AND TO YOU, STUPID FUCKED UP NO BALLS AND PUSSIES AND NO GUTS AND NO BRAINS (SERIOUSLY YOU'RE LACK OF SO MANY IMPORTANT ORGANS) AND JUST A PLAIN STUPID HUMAN BEING WHO JUST LANGGAR MY CAR AND BIAR MACAM TU JE, I CURSED YOU ! I CURSED YOUR CAR WOULD BURNED DOWN WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING IT, OR YOU LANGGAR KERBAU KERBAU YANG BERSEPAH SEPAH DEKAT TRONOH NI AND KERETA KAU KEMIK TERUK SAMPAI TAK ADA RUPA KERETA AND KAU SEKALI TAK NAMPAK MACAM RUPA ORANG DAH SEBAB MISERABLE SANGAT, (or mati terus would be better so tak langgar kereta sesiapa lagi lepas ni but it would be too mean heh macam aku kesah)

yeah I am a total hati kering, mati lah kau ! Siapa suruh langgar kereta aku and tak reti nak mintak maaf and bertanggungjawab sekali.

unless you datang mintak maaf, and bayar I plain few hundreds depan mekanik yang akan tentukan harga kos kereta tu. Till then, I CURSE YOU !

and to add the other notes, as I was walking back sedih sedih and sobby sobby I saw ada a car kena scratch with a word, SELAM.


HELLO ? WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE ??????? YOU SICK PUSSIES merosakkan kereta orang.



GAHH !

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10 comments:

nazz-o-rama said...

cari ar balik keter tu..calar kan balik keter dia..sng citer.haha

mireya said...

banyak dow kete kat siniii. kalau aku jumpa siap dah lama aku toreh DAAALLLAAAMMMM punya bhai

nazz-o-rama said...

ade suspek??

mireya said...

x de. tapi aku punye instict kata kereta iswara merah. tak tau nape.

haha.

Half said...

calar kan je sume kete yg warne itam.. abis citer.. hahahahahhaha

mireya said...

haha eh mana boleh tu menzalimi orang yang tak berdosa tu namanya.

Sayyid_Izdihar said...

ISH3.... Mmg Sedeyh citer kau ni...
X per... ko bwk CSI suh die traces kereta tu. Gerenti bleh dapat nyer...

mireya said...

hahaha dah terlambat dah kut. hehe

Merissa K. said...

i feel for you babe i feel for you.

my car dulu pun, baru dua minggu umur dia. i bawak datang utp, park dalam parking box cantik cantik, tiba tiba kena calar!

baru kena calar i dah tension gila. ni kan u, kena langgar.

takpe takpe, rest assured, that person will kena karma! :)

mireya said...

BIAR DIA KENA KARMA YANG SUPERRRR TERUKKKK !! BIAARRRRR !! *screaming*

aaaa ! eh kesiannya kat u, tu lagi laa baru dua minggu dah kena. huhu.

tak pa biar karma hit them frigging hard ! GAHAHAHA *evil laugh*