Tuesday, June 30, 2009

saya dah kembali, batu dan menendang!

haha saja gedik kan nak buat konon-konon translate dari bahasa inggeris ke bahasa melayu kan habis bunyi macam perempuan gedik saja nak guna konon-konon rare.

POSER!

seminggu di utara sangat lah hectic okeh people! gembira berjumpa rakan-rakan yang sudah dua tahun tak dijumpai. [sila exclude Siti Rosma, melampau-lampau okeh itu perempuan sudah jumpa hampir berhari-hari sampai hafal semua tahi lalat di muka hah oke tipu nasib baik di bilik ada penghadang terima kasih penghadang bilik ;p]


Siti Rosma dan saya yang kelihatan katik.



Sheda The Ultimate Gedz ;p, saya, Marleya, and Lee si Rock yang kini Si Cantik ;)
perhatian ; bergambar di dalam tandas berlatarbelakangkan jamban adalah satu kemestian sekiranya anda remaja.


Mummy Ruzaini yang merindui kami.
kami pun rendu cekgu jugak! ;P


siapa tak setuju Sheda The Ultimate Gedz selepas melihat gambar ini sila pakai spek yang power dia enam ratus kasi terang sikit okeh. ;p

love you lah sheda!


banyak gambar untuk diupload, tapi macam semak jeh nanti, so macam tak boleh tapi nanti lah saya gedik-gedik selit gambar kalau ada post entri apa-apa kan GAHAHHAHA.

sangat gembira dapat berjumpa mereka even tak dapat keluar dengan Jules and Teare, sori babes, later yeh! miss you guys, seriously!

and saya tak sempat tengok pun arca batch 22 yang konon terpampang di hadapan staff room sebab sumpah tak perasan benda alah itu wujud maaflah saya nih macam bukan budak batch sejati je kan tak apa lain kali kalau datang melawat saya ambil gambar and post okeh! ;p



anyways, i realized one thing ;

bila terlalu asyik dengan The Gedz and The Girlfriends, i somehow forgot that i might need a man in my life, some day.


so far, i have my heroes already, ayah and adek, mereka TERBAEK!


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Sunday, June 21, 2009

sila rindu saya sepanjang minggu ini.

I'M IN KEDAH!

having fun with my gfs, oh i miss them!

dan,

sesiapa yang rasa rindu saya, kita jumpa di Beseri nanti okeh. ;p

XOXO peeps!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

bimbo-talk, kadang-kadang annoying jugak.

case 1 ;

mawar ; OMG! OMG! him! him! [gasping and pointing to a tall sturdy serious face guy]
anggerik ; OMG! him! [gasping for the same guy]
melur ; eh, siapa dengan dia tu? dia bukan dengan perempuan yang pakai spek kurus tinggi tu ke?
orked ; haah kan? siapa? semalam baru aku nampak dia dengan perempuan kurus tinggi pakai spek tu.
anggerik ; entah-entah diorang baru clash tak?
melur ; cepatnya dapat pengganti!
anggerik ; lelaki, biasalah kan
oked ; mana tahu ni kawan dia ke.
mawar ; entah korang ni, pandai-pandai je nak buat assumption sendiri.
anggerik ; hello! kawan tak pegang tangan peluk-peluk main-main rambut kiss kiss pipi
mawar ; haah kan
orked ; entah-entah perempuan kurus tinggi tu, kawan dia. ini baru awek dia.
melur ; haah kan. mane la kite nak tau kan
anggerik ; yeah rite. 'i-love-you-so-muchie-la-baby-honey-sayang-picture' tu ape? kau dengan abe angin mung pun tak macam tu orked. kawan kan.
the rest ; hurmmm..

case 2 ;

anggerik ; weh, johnny depp tu hot kan?
mawar ; SANGAT!
orked ; HAWT G'ELLE kot!
anggerik ; tapi awek dia biasa-biasa je kan
melur ; vanessa paradis. dah la gigi tak lawa.
mawar ; korang ni tak baek la! lelaki hensem tak semestinya dengan perempuan lawa!
orked ; reality check. selalunya memang macam tu. kat sini pun banyak contoh.
anggerik ; apa-apa je lah. well, haritu anak diorang masuk hospital tau.
melur ; pasal ape?
anggerik ; demam.
orked ; mana kau tahu?
anggerik ; aku baca la.
mawar ; bila?
anggerik ; time i google nama dia hari tu
orked ; haha. cakap macam johnny depp tu jiran kau je. beng!



see the difference? they make normal people sound like a superstar with all the dirts and juicy gossips. and make artists and public figures sound just like normal people that they used to hang around with.


yeah, and that's what i called bimbo-talk.





do you bimbo-talked too?



to references of nama bunga-bunga, see this post [click] ;
and yeah, when we say bimbo-talk, melur pun boleh hilang keayuannya.


oh ye, watak sturdy serious face tall guy tu buatan je, tak ada kena mengena pun dengan yang hidup dan yang mati. tak kan nak dedah cerita sebenar kan? kantoi la nanti. LOL :P

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

tujuh budak tak keruan merayau [sila rhymes macam lagu sepuluh budak hitam]

ini memang entry bergambar. lupa sudah cara nak menulis HAHAHA sila jangan buat muka rolling eyes what do you expect bila tak menulis selama seminggu?! saja emo :P

wah! sudah lama tidak berblog okeh! thanks to my internet connection yang telah dipotong oleh ayah saya [GAHAHAH] sekaligus membuatkan saya solitaire addict, tapi membuatkan saya enjoy tengok movie yang berkurun dalam lappy tak pernah nak guna. dol! sekarang dah boleh guna balik! :DDD

well, ini gambar saya merayau bersama rakan-rakan! enjoy yeh! BANYAK GAMBAR! i meannn.. BANYAK GILA! gahahaha, oke over. :P

Lemme introduce you to them ;

the pink ; Hatsoon. the black ; mira a.k.a Jotak.

the girlfriends start dari kiri ; Iebek, Iejat, Hatsoon, Dee Dee, Jotak.

"Iejat, pose!" kata Hatsoon.
" nak jugak! nak jugak! " kata saya.
" Mira, Mira, Mira, bak tangan kau, angkat aku. nak bangun nih" kata Jotak yang terlindung di sebalik dinding.
saya balas, "sekejap, nak ambil gambar"

yes, saya gila kamera. hold a camera, any camera, and i'm ready to pose baby! yeah!

jangan salah faham, di tengah-tengah gambar ini ialah Ketol yang berusaha nak masuk in the frame jugak.

kisah bersama Dee Dee ;

Dee Dee ; Mira, semalam tu bukan nombor aku tau, tu nombor bapak aku.
saya ; apa?? kenapa kau tak cakap awal-awal??!!!
Dee Dee ; Hahaha. kenapa weh?
saya ; kau tahu tak apa mesej aku kat nombor bapak kau tadi?
Dee Dee ; apa dia?
saya ; "Dol, kalau da nak sampai, roger aku" siot!
Iebek ; HAHAHA gila la kau bagi mesej macam tu kat bapak Dee Dee. tak ada salam tak ada apa, terus dol. hahaha.
saya ; ah mampos! tak nak pegi ah umah kau pasni. reputasi dah calar.

saya rendu sangat dengan perempuan ini! lama tak jumpa, but still macam dulu-dulu. dol, good luck eh dengan bomoh kau!

Jotak ; kawan-kawan aku kat sana tak panggil aku Mira, diorang panggil aku Jotak jugak.
saya ; kenapa?
Jotak ; aku tipu diorang kata nama sebenar aku Joyah, macam kampung sangat, Jotak bunyi lagi rock.
saya ; DOL!!

masing-masing muka kenyang sebab masing-masing waktu sampai Mid menggelupur carik food court [termasuk saya GAHAHA]

Iejat ; aku lapar. kita makan dulu yeh. aku makan seketol cekodok je tadi.
kami ; KITORANG LANGSUNG TAK MAKAN APA-APA!

yang belakang Iejat tu diorang kata nama dia Macha. dia dengan Ketol mangsa kena habiskan sundae strawberry McD Dee Dee. [eh eh it rhymes la!]

kami Mira Kuasa Dua! :)


drama untuk gambar atas ;

Iebek ; yeck! Dee Dee, kau cuba tengok Ketol dalam gambar ni, macam viva.
Dee Dee ; viva?
Ketol ; ??? [clueless jugak]
saya ; babi la tu.


Dee Dee budak star bowling.
[sebab asyik ke longkang but hey, dia ada strike satu okeh!]

and yes, kami sanggup menyelit untuk bergambar. :P

somehow i found this picture is artsy.
ops, hatsoon, aku puji je, tak ada niat lain. :P

oh lupa nak kenalkan, nama dia Ketol, taken by Hatsoon. :)

"dol, posing cepat, aku nak letak dalam blog kata muka pengemis merempat tunggu KTM sampai"
"kurang ajar! HAHAHAHA"

mereka memang suka bergambar, suruh posing jadi pengemis pun, layankan aje!

gonna miss you girls!


suppose Teare dengan Yetz ikut. tapi Yetz kena hantar orang pergi Negeri Sembilan lah pulak kan. sedih nih sebab dia antara perancang plan nak berfoya-foya ni.

Teare pulak sebab dia takut nak naik tren dari Klang ke KL. tak apa lah teare, lain kali okeh. rendu kau lah dol, lama dah kita tak jumpa!

overall, kami tak buat apa sangat pun cuma merayau-rayau dekat depan McD and buat bising sebab McFlurry dengan aiskrim sundae dah habis. Dee Dee pergi beli sundae kat dalam, bila tak habis sibuk paksa orang makan sundae dia. nasib baik Macha and Ketol nak habiskan jugak.
dol lah kau Dee Dee! :P

and i've heard ada antara kawan yang dah kahwin, yang tak sabar nak kahwin, yang nak bertunang, dah rancang macam-macam, and most of them stick with their old ones.
how sweet :)


anyways,
everybody is still the same.
like the old days.


"haah, macam dulu-dulu"

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

sayang awak, rindu awak!

she is the only girl yang sanggup tolong kupas buah dan potong buah-buahan untuk kami makan sebab saya tak reti dan tak suka makan buah yang belum dipotong-potong.
dia memang selalu layan kegedikan saya and thank you for always being there.
sayang awak, marleya. :)

6.59 pagi ;

marleya ; hey, belle hang tengah buat apa ni?
saya ; aku tengah tidur la.
marleya ; aku seronok ni, hari last ni aku duduk sini.
saya ; HAHAHAHA. bagus la tu. weh, hang nak tau dak?

[gosip, gosip, gosip]

marleya ; weh, nanti aku telefon hang laen oke. ada kerja sikit nih.
saya ; oke!

tiba-tiba saya terfikir, "apesal banyak sangat duit perempuan ni nak call aku pagi-pagi?"


DATE ; 10 JUN 2009

DAMN!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLIA MARZUKHI! ILOVEYOU ALWAYS!

nanti kalau aku jadi datang Kedah, kita lepak rumah hang and keluar jalan-jalan Alor Setar dengan Sheda sekali oke? MUAH!


p/s : tu gambar waktu form 5. saya memang bulat!

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Friday, June 5, 2009

OH-MAH-GAWD! saya memang seorang yang confused.

TV3 membawakan kepada adik-adik sempena musim cuti sekolah ini,
CAMP ROCK lakonan Jonas Brother dan Demi Lovato.
semoga ia menceriakan hari adik-adik!


okay, i never watched Camp Rock before. you know, it's Disney things and Disney is sooo like ... SEKOLAH RENDAH? okay, exaggerating there. but i know i'm truly out of this world when i got confused first time hearing the name ;

DEMI LOVATO

and i was like ... what the hell man? isn't the actor is The Jonas something something? so it should be like blah blah blah Jonas, or what-the-hell-lah-your-name Jonas?

okay, and Demi Lovato wasn't a guy or a male. she is a she!

wait, isn't Demi Lovato should be a male? Demi Lovato is a guy, right? How come so suddenly Demi Lovato is a she? a cute female? wasn't it few months ago i heard all girls over the world are drooling over him and scream his name ...

oh wait,

that's Jared Leto.


damn the 'TO' at the end of their names. that is soo making me confuse.


durh. i am so should read, listen, and watch more Hollywood after this. -.-"



but after all, i still think that she should smile like close lips smile rather than showing-teeth-smile, because it's err...NOT CUTE?
and and and
after some googling, i've get the better picture of Jared Leto and hell man! i LOOVVEEE the way he put his eyeliner on. SEK-SEEEIYHH!
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

setelah reminisce banyak kali, cuma sekali ini sahaja Siti Rosma tidak bimbo.

suatu malam yang hening di awal bulan April lalu, saya dan favourite pet nombor, dua Mimi Yana, sedang kegersangan kebosanan. Siti Rosma dan Raja Farah cik Farah, sedang tidur nyenyak secara bergelimpangan selepas masing-masing penat feeling menonton GG episod 19 sampai 23.
again, GG is Gossip Girl siapa tak tahu dia lame.

Siti Rosma exception, dia dah tidur lama dah. baru episod 20 dah menguap-nguap. memang bimbo sejati.

kami melayari youtube menggunakan super computer saya yang sangat super power menerima pancaran Wifi di UTP yang kadangkala diragui kewujudannya.

kami melompat dari satu video ke satu video. tapi sebelum tu, kami layan laman web gosip hiburan artis Malaysia dulu.

lompat punya lompat, punya lompat, ye lompat lagi, dan lagi, kami pun terjumpa video Anas Tahir @ Anas Koq featuring Akbar. siapa tak tahu mereka ni, memang habis lame lah. mereka ni famous oke, sila google sendiri bagi mengelakkan malu apabila berbual bersama rakan sebaya nanti.

malam itu, pukul 4 pagi, aras tiga V2D perempuan digegarkan dengan hilai tawa saya dan Mimi Yana. Farah konon-konon nak join tapi sebab mengantuk, dia sambung menggelimpangkan diri sendiri balik.

dan esoknya, kami tak berhenti-henti gelak, dan meniru gaya Anas Koq seperti dalam video. bila saya kata kami disini, maksudnya, saya dan Mimi Yana.

esoknya, kami ulang balik video itu dan menonton secara berjemaah. saya, Siti Rosma, Mimi Yana, dan Farah. kami tengok sama-sama di port lepak rasmi - BILIK SAYA.

Siti Rosma ; lawak lah depa ni.
Farah ; betul-betul, si Anas ni pun dok KOQ sana KOQ sini.
saya ; kalau tak, tak kan lah kitorang gelak macam nak mati malam semalam, kan mimi kan?
Mimi Yana ; tahu tak pe. tengok banyak kali pun rasa nak gelak jugak.

tiba-tiba Siti Rosma yang memang tak mengenali artis Malaysia kecuali yang berasal dari zaman sekolah rendah seperti Ziana Zain dan Siti Nurhaliza pun mengajukan soalan cepumas,

Siti Rosma ; Akbar ni siapa? orang biasa ke artis?
Farah ; alah, dia yang nyanyi lagu Manusia Lupa tu, kan Belle kan?
saya ; ha'ah. dia ni nyanyi lagu-lagu hip hop selalunya. dia RAPIST.

[senyap sekejap]

Siti Rosma ; rapist? ke RAPPER?
saya ; eh!


DANG!

aku pun bimbo macam Siti Rosma jugak!

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

buat baik dibalas baik, tapi kadang-kadang buat jahat pun dibalas baik juga.

people say karma happened. what goes up, must come down, what goes around comes around.

you do deed, you get deed, you do shit, you get shit. what you give you get back. that's what people said. and some of them even have proof. either it is happening to them or happened to people around them.

the point is, karma did happened.

sometimes it didn't happened for what you have done, sometimes it is because what you intended to. like, you've been wishing your friends to be in a very bad state, like been humiliated in the public, or just simply been dumped by their other halves [you sure are a bad bad friend if you wish this kinda things]. the next thing you know, you are in that state, and your friend are there helping you.

it's amazing how life could be that funny, aite?

it's amazing how we always ridicule people and wish for their falling instead of just be happy and wish for their happiness.

i guess this is what we called, HUMAN.

we just have this small friggin' black smelly meat inside our body that hates every good things that happened to other people that just don't happen to us.

we said that they are blank, acting stupid, and just empty like an empty can but we just don't realize that we acted the same way.

we are too, blank, we are empty, and we are as bad as what we called other people.

don't matter what we wear or what we affiliate to, we are all the same. we did what other people did. good things, bad things. it's up to the eyes that are looking and judging for what we did.

don't deny, we all judged.

some say female smokers are hot, some say they are not.
some called being sloppy is cool, some say they are fool.
some might like being weird because they think it is unique, but some might say "durh, man that is totally freak!"

it's up to us to judge.

in the end, we would realize, that we are all the same.

because karma did happened.

"we hate you because you are not cool enough and you know no fun"
next, you'll be in THAT SAME FREAKING SITUATION.
being told why you are lame, because you are who you are.

"i hate him and he don't even know it"
next, you heard you're being hated by ten other people you know.

"yaw, he's fucking hawt and look at her, she's like ... you know, ORDINARY?"
next, you'll read the same thing people wrote about you in their blogs.

well, like i said. karma did happened.

sometimes, it didn't happened directly, instead good things come first and don't get too excited because beware maybe it is just a second chance to redeem what you've done.

when you don't realize it, karma will hit you hard, FRIGGIN' HARD.


you know, when it comes to this kinda shit, they always say "you'll never know,"
i guess we just never know.


you get the point?
ah never mind, you'd never understand anyways.




am not in a very good state right now. neither physically, mentally, nor emotionally.