Akhirnya saya mendapat seru untuk menjalani GAYA HIDUP SIHAT (wth?)

Okay, now I seriously means VERY SERIOUS, need to do something bout my UNHEALTHY lifestyle.

Yeah, this is all due to the fact that I have not been doing my number two for quite a very loooonnnngggggg time. Like, HELLOO? I've been home for a week now and I only have done my number two for two times? No shit but yes I seriously have problem and damn son I need treatment.

Yeah, treatment.

I need to treat myself. This problem has to end. I need to do my number two daily like I used to back in UTP cause you know all those fats and stuffs inside my body wouldn't come out and thus it is all makes me look like I'm gonna blow myself up.

I KID YOU NOT!

Plus, I have bought these seven gorgeous pairs of shirts and if I wanna look good in them, I have at least lost three kilos. Yeah you read me, at least THREE FRIGGING KILOS yaw!!!!

Oh yes, seven pairs because you know I cant resist the temptation so I bought variety colours of them. Eh WAIT! We're not discussing about my shopping habits, we're discussing about my bowel movement problem and about my weight!

Oh Lord, seriously I've gain soo much weight for the sake of living in this heavenly home for just about a week. Imagine for the next two months? DAMN SON I'm gonna be as fat as the old me. NOOO WAAAYYYYY I'm gonna let it happen!!!

Plus my face. Yeah, my skin and my face. They really look unhealthy and you know that's not good. I am hardly twenty and already have those problems? With all the shitty acnes and whatnots I seriously need my beauty eight hours sleep.

I got the eight hours sleep of course cause I'm in my house durh who doesn't get enough sleep in their own house yo dude? But the problem is I've got TOO MUCH SLEEP.

Yeah, I woke up at almost 3 pm everybody. Yeah baby roll your eyes and gasp as you want and say, "Ohmygod you bitch! What kind of anak dara sleep until 3 pm in the noon?". Yeah, I'm used to that kind of reaction. No worries.

To all guys and potential future in laws, I'm not a lazy bear yo. I did my routine and stuffs it just I'm not a morning person that's why I sleep at early morning and wake up at noon. So, it's acceptable riiigggghhhhttttt????

Plus, I am absolutely available to do that. No one would scold me even my parents. They're not at home yo. They're home only during weekends and during weekends, I automatically be a morning person. So, don't blame my parents for my habits, it's in me yo.

So, here I've listed things to do for my lifetsyle ehemmm healthy lifestyle ;

1. Sleep early. If there's no good show on TV, I shall sleep early. The latest I should sleep is at 2 AM in the morning and the earliest, well it depends.

So no facebooking till late night, no more gossips sharing session at 3 am in gtalk and ym and no more blogwalking and downloading songs and stalking. -.-"

2. And sleep early means I have to wake up early. So, I might wake up at 6 am and do my morning prayer and get my lazy ass to sleep back and wake up at 8 am. And do any activities.

I'm sure as hell that I'm so gonna get bored to death since in the morning there are not many entertaining TV shows. Oh yes, I could do house chores. Yeah baby, my house gonna be as clean as hell! Yeahh!

3. I should now begin doing exercise. You know, skipping and yoga (HAHA!) simple exercise. And yeah, I think I need to buy those weight at Jusco you know the weight as in we use in weight-lifting thingy but not as big as that just the small size is enough.

You know, my arm is soo big as it is as big as a four year old thigh! I KID YOU NOT!

4. I should learn how to cook. Yeah, I should google more recipe after this. YEAAHHH!

Okay, this no 4 is not a healthy lifestyle though but it helps me for being an ideal anak dara. MUAHAHA!

5. Dieting. I have to diet as in fasting and have some self-control in taking foods. I should imagine and calculating the calorie intake like I used to do before. Yeah baby, I do the math before taking my food. Believe me.

Lately I always feel hungry and the food intake is like, waayyyy melampau!! Makan macam tak hengat dunia!

So people, please wish me good luck and all the best for myself so that my plan of having a healthy lifestyle would happen, IN REALITY not in dreams ONLY.

Thanks for all your support. I love you guys lots. Hugs and kisses to you guys. XOXO babes!

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It's purple because she loves purple.

"Sheda, next year kita dah dua puluh tahun."

"Tak. Hang sorang ja, aku sembilan belas lagi. KIKIKIKI""

Fine babe, fine! HAHAHA.

I love you lots Sheda. And congratulation for your great results!

Sorry I cant be there to celebrate. Tunggulah aku ada kereta aku pergi Baling angkut hang jalan-jalan. (Durh as if :P)

Anyways, have a blast holidays and a blast BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

and God bless.

Muah muah muah!

Sorry for the late post. I've been busy doing nothing you know.

hehe

Oh, and one more I am sure as hell that you wanna yell and scream at me for the picture, but seriously this is the picture I love the most.

It has the facebook-ish look you know.

HAHA!

Saya sebagai manusia yang paranoid.

Dulu parents saya kena pergi umrah selama dua minggu and to be exact actually this happened waktu cuti semester my foundation second.

So, sementara my parents pergi umrah di Mekah menunaikan ibadat kepada yang Maha Esa, saya dan adik ditinggalkan di rumah berdua-duaan. Berani kan kitorang? Yeaahhhh TERBAEKKK!

Tapi, apa yang saya nak cerita kat sini is not me and my brother being brave staying at home alone. NO! It's about me, being paranoid me. YES I AM PARANOID. Take note so that you would know how to kill me. I tell you I'm so paranoid that I could die due to paranoia. SERIOUSLY.

First of all, since me, being a girl or should I say young lady? HAHA. Right, young sexy lady at home sangat menakutkan. Especially bila waktu malam sebab my mom always told me yang my housing area is full with bastards BURGLARS. Scary much eh? Memang sumpah menakutkan bila tiap-tiap malam tidur fikir sama ada malam tu akan ada perompak masuk rumah nak mencuri ke apa ke. Takut kan? Takut kan? Damn I could pee in my pants bila teringat kalau ada perompak bastards yang masuk rumah nak merompak.

So, as usual, me being a paranoia, I have came up with a plan on how to selamatkan diri if those bastards datang nak merompak.

Actually I'm more afraid of BEING RAPE. Sebab apa kau ingat perompak-perompak tu datang nak merompak je ke? Kalau dia nampak aku yang time tu sangat vulnerable and helpless plus the only guy in the house is my bro yang kurus dan muka macam budak kecik for sure I wont be that safe yo. Oh bro, no I'm not looking down on you I know you are brave as hell tapi aku tetap takut dengan perompak yang boleh berubah bila-bila masa sahaja menjadi perogol yang gila seks.

So, back to the story of my plans. Thank you to my parents sebab sediakan satu peti televisyen yang besar gabak bersaiz dua puluh sembilan inci and mind you this is not plasma TV but it is the television that has been produced in 1996 so boleh tak you all semua imagine how big that TV is? And that TV was in my room and still is and it could function macam TV biasa masih cantek and bertenaga YEAAAHHH! Memang kualiti terbaekk.

So, this TV setiap malam saya akan tolak dia sekali dengan meja dan apa jadah yang ada kat atas tv or bawah meja ke belakang pintu to prevent people from outside my door room from entering my room.

YEAH.

Mind you, EVERY FREAKING FOURTEEN DAYS I pushed that super heavy TV to the back of my door. EVERY FREAKING FOURTEEN DAYS.

And tell you what? I suffer form back-ache since then. Yeah I blame that activity of pushing that bloody hell TV that seriously could save my life from being raped for my back-ache. But that's okay, anything for my life. :)

But that alone is not enough. I'll always make sure that every night, mind you again, EVERY NIGHT before I went to sleep I would bring along my kitchen knife. To be exact, THE SHARPEST KITCHEN KNIFE MY HOUSE HAS.

Yeah baby, yeahhhh!

Why, you ask? Sebab saya always imagine that if that perompak is super kuat and he could always sense the presence of young hot sexy lady in the house and sure waktu tu dia akan super horny and jadi super kuat that he could just tolak my big ass TV and enter my room and seeing me helpless tak tahu nak buat apa and before I could scream for help maybe they already ...... Ah I dont want you to imagine anything porn about me yo pervs!

So, that knife would be very much help indeed. I could stab them in their boncet belly or kelar leher dorang so they would end their life macam lembu atau ayam yang kena sembelih and mati menggelupur in front of my eyes with blood spread all over my room. MUAHHHAHHAHA!

OR

To be more drama and tragic, I could just cut off his penis/ dick/ member/ or whatever names you want to call that fugly meat.

Biar kau mati and kalau hidup pun biar tak ada zuriat so tak ada lah anak perangai haram macam kau dilahirkan di dunia ni yo!

Yeah, that was me being all paranoid. And I think what I have done was also reasonable sebab HEY siapa yang tak takut kena tinggal DUA MINGGU dengan parents and all helpless and vulnerable sebab tak ada sesiapa yang dewasa as in lelaki dewasa yang boleh berlawan dengan perompak and perogol in case dorang break in kan? KAAANNN???

And hell yeah, saya tak tulis dalam blog pun about me being left alone kat rumah for two weeks waktu tu sebab saya risau if perompak zaman sekarang dah jadi bijak pandai and celik IT so they would trace my IP adress and dapatkan my address and go like,

"Dude, aku jumpa satu rumah yang ada anak dara and mak bapak dia tak de yo sebab pergi umrah and dia tinggal dengan adik dia je yo. Adik dia pulak baru tujuh belas yo so senang yo kita boleh rompak and kenduri dia yo!!"

LIKE OHMYGOD!

Scaryyyy muchhhhhhhhhhhh bebeh!!

And Alhamdulillah Thank God I am still alive and yeah no burglars. Alhamdulillah.

But to tell you something, I somehow and sometimes still sleep with a knife beside me.

Paranoia leads to being a psycho I guess. Durh. Still, SAFETY FIRST DUDEE!!

Random Updates : I am now addicted to this blog yeah thanks to Elya for introducing this blog to me. I couldn't stop reading it since. And I am down to her first post. I've got another 113 entries to read and yeah I think if she held a test I SERIOUSLY could score 100 points full mark bebeh! Haha I love this blog - it has helped me add up my swear words dictionary HAHA! But, IT IS HELLA FUN! You guys should try reading it too!!!

And durh, I guess lack of activities make me go all productive to post an entry a day. HAHA! Thanks to two months holidaysss babeh!

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To the Friend Who Always Keep Me Spinning Right Round, Right Round. *Insert Song Here*

"if you're a choc-flavoured candy, i'll be da strwberry-flavoured. if you're a bitch, i'll be da pussy; be it wet or dry, we'll be together darl."

I prefer you to be the dick, but anyhow,

Sure baby, we'll be together. Whoever, whatever, no matter what comes along our journey,

we still be together.

We've gone through a lot. Don't give up on each other. I love you no matter what.

Pinky promise.

You jadi tahi warna pink tu.

HAHA!

*tetibe rasa macam cakap dengan boyfriend. Oh you know we are always have this complicated emotional bonding that only we both know how to explain. Aren't we?*

There Are Still Things That Have Not Change. Yet.

To keluarga Teacher Shah Jahan, and my friend Hanif, my condolence for your loss. May arwah Cikgu Jubri ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang-orang beriman.

And also, to family of arwah Imad.

Al-Fatihah.

Helpless.

Tuhan,

tolong?

please, Tuhan.

Teka-teki Ala Bimbo Khas Untuk Anda Sempena Musim Peperiksaan yang Mulia Ini.

Di dalam kereta, sewaktu perjalanan untuk ke Jusco Ipoh, saya dan Siti Rosma terdengar perbualan mereka di tempat duduk belakang kereta,

Mimi Yana : Aku punya pun hitam jugak!

Farah Dee : Kau pun sama? Hitam macam mana? Aku punya hitam gila.

Mimi Yana : (oke sorry Mimi Yana aku dah tak dengar dah kau cakap apa, suara high-pitch sangat sampai telinga aku tak boleh kesan frequency suara kau, HAHA!)

Soalan saya ;

Apakah yang Mimi Yana dan Farah Dee bualkan?

A. Parut jerawat?

B. Kucing peliharaan?

C. Handphone ibu bapa masing-maing?

D. Bekas parut BCG mereka.

Jawapannya ;

Mereka berbual tentang warna kulit BAPAK SAUDARA mereka!!

HAHAHAH!

I Guess No One Could Ever Stand My Game, No?

I'm just planning to open up,

I'm just planning to make it exclusive,

I'm just planning to be serious,

I'm just planning that there would be no playing around anymore,

no flirting,

It's all to get to know each other better,

you and me,

Talking about family, life, and studies.

But i was a little bit too late,

You get bored,

Tired of waiting.

So you'd left.

And yes, not only you,

Everybody left too.

And i'm here, all alone.

Again.

But still, my game, it would still be the same. It won't change. It's fixed, you, find a way to fit it, and my wall, it would collapse, in any time.

Bila Bahasa Inggeris Tidak Lagi Mudah Seperti Dahulukala.

Oke, secara seriusnya sangat lah tak faham apa yang sedang terjadi.

Sedih oke bila dengar lagu ni [klik!]

Tak paham kenapa Siti Rosma and Mimi Yana tak dapat tangkap feeling lagu ni. Sedih oke, like SANGAT SEDIH.

Rasa macam nak ambil tisu sekotak dengar lagu ni repeat banyak-banyak kali and nangis banyak-banyak kali jugak.

Oke sekarang saya rasa saya ciwek.

DEMM YUUU.

wayy to go bebehhh!!

arrow menuju kejayaan (jadah!) -.-"

GOOD LUCK TO ALL

ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM,

PEOPLE!!!

nak jealous ke tak? nak jealous ke tak? perlu ke? perlu ke?

i am happy for you!!

semoga berkekalan hendaknya,

nanti kenduri,

nak tengok nama atas kad oke?

i love you fue! :)

ehem, mimi, kau bila pulak?

tak sabar nih nak post pasal kau!

oke sekarang saya bosan dengan diri sendiri sebab asyik mock orang dalam post. demyuu people! HAHA!

saya benci dunia, dunia ini kejam!

saya benci awak, sebab awak bodoh, buruk, bangang, tak handsome, pemarah, perokok, pencemar alam sekitar, kuat perasan, awak anak orang kaya dan saya anak orang miskin, awak dapat scholarship tapi awak asyik joli buat rugi orang Petronas je bagi awak LIMA RATUS RINGGIT SEBULAN tak paham saya macam mana awak boleh dapat scholarship nih? ini mesti sebab mak bapak awak tu ada pakai kabel dalam kan? anak orang kaya ni memang macam ni kalau tak pakai orang dalam macam tak sah je macam tak berdikari langsung apa jadah hidup kalau semua nak bergantung dengan orang lain weh jadahnya semua nak guna kabel orang dalam semua kan?

ha, dan awak!

saya tak suka awak jugak sebab awak suka nak gedik-gedik dengan semua orang sebab awak perasan awak tu comel cantik dan segala haram lagi ah ah ah! benci saya dengan awak! bongok bongok tolol benci benci. saya tahu awak dah kapel dengan dia tapi perlu ke awak nak bagi tahu semua orang yang awak dah kapel? perlu ke nak buat status status romantik jiwang lagi menjijikkan di myspace, facebook, friendster semua kan? bosan lah! kau ingat kau je yang bercinta? dalam blog nak tulis, dekat status pun nak tulis jugak? apehal bhai? apehal??!!!

dah, boring saya dengan anda semua ni. saya tahu saya tak lawa, saya lah yang paling buruk, saya rendah, bodoh, dan tak pandai, tapi saya ada perasaan, walaupun kulit saya sehitam arang, saya tetap mahu rasa dihargai. saya tahu awak pandang saya sebab awak jijik dengan saya kan? maaflah saya tak sempurna, saya tak sebagus awak. saya pun geli dengan diri saya sendiri ...

and the list goes on...

kutuk lah diri sendiri, lepas tu kutuk orang lain pulak, tak puas hati macam-macam. pastu buat gaya macam poser.

tak paham. please, don't complaint too much. sometimes we have to learn on how to see things differently. see the bright side of things. complaining won't make things any better. be an optimist, don't be too pessimist. people would get tired of you and you'll be looking so lame and boring since you just keep complaining and do not do anything to change it.

if you feel tired of people complaining about almost everything, so does everyone else, when they hear you complaining bout super silly things around you.

learn on how to be patient, and see things differently. cuba nampak yang baek sikit, jangan asyik nampak yang buruk je. tercemar sungguh minda kau kalau itu pun kau susah nak nampak.

ishk. suddenly i looked like the person i talked about. demn pathetic nak mampos nih. nauzubillah!

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Cerita Nur Kasih tu shoot dekat kampung jugak, tahu tak?

"eee pakaian entah apa-apa macam ORANG KAMPUNG!"

"you dengar lagu-lagu macam ni? euw, KAMPUNG-nya!!!"

"dasar KAMPUNG, otak pun KAMPUNG, memang macam tu laa. semuanya salah!"

OH HELLO?????? Orang bandar beradab sangat ke nyah?

kenapa nak kutuk-kutuk kampung ke apa?

kenapa? semua bandar, semua urban, so civilized lah sangat yeh?

Hormati lah perasaan orang kampung,

time raya siapa yang tergedik-gedik tak sabar nak balik kampung?

orang so-called bandar tu jugak kan?

ye, kadang-kadang ada orang luar bandar yang annoying suka sangat nak culture shock tak tentu hala,

tapi perkataan KAMPUNG tu is SOOOO SENSITIVE laa,

i don't know, i just pity orang kampung,

terbayang pakcik-pakcik tua pakai kain pelikat tengah banting padi,

and makcik-makcik berkain batik berkumpul sambil gosip tepi kedai runcit,

kesian.

ya, saya dah bagitahu saya hati mulia.

oh ini post rawak.

i just miss my blog. blog, i miss you mwah mwah!